Sunday, January 11th, 2015
Contrary to many of my contemporaries I love getting older. It allows me the right to lecture those younger than me. One bit of unsolicited advice I give every young’n under the age of 40 y.o. is to drink as much as humanly possible. Go for it; get hammered, mackered, plastered, pissed, smashed, wasted, faded, etc….I’m sure you young things have more up to date lingo and these words are probably still only used by those over 40 y.o, but that’s beside the point. Drink as much as humanly possible because when you are old, hangovers are a nightmare and New Years Eve is no longer an evening to pretend it’s 1999. Do you even know what that means?
The other piece of advice I’ll give the youngins is that you don’t need a dating website to snag someone foxy. You just need to make the Mast Brothers recipe for these melt in your mouth cupcakes. Immediately!